Sunday, July 19, 2009

My New (Old) Job


A few weeks back, I was contacted by my previous church, Revolution, and asked if I was interested in doing my old job.

A year ago, we made the painful decision to find a new church and, at that time, it also meant quitting a job I loved, doing the graphics.

Now, a year later, Revolution Church has undergone many changes, and the thought of helping with the graphics was appealing. So I signed on.

Since then, they have given me a lot of work, which is great. I love the challenge, and believe me, each piece has its own set of challenges. I love getting the creative juices flowing.

So here is my first big piece for Revolution. Lots of fun. I look forward to more projects like this one.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Gold for Cash Party

Tonight I co-hosted a Gold for Cash party. And all you people who didn't come missed out!

Almost every person who came left with close to $200 and more room in their jewelry box. We ate, talked, pocketed some cash, talked some more. It was very nice.

The thing that puzzled me however is how few people were interested. We heard all the standard reasons, "I don't have any gold," "I'm a silver person," "I don't know if I trust these people," "My grandma gave me this."

But I don't understand any of them.

If you were alive in the 80s, you have gold you are no longer wearing.

You make like silver now, but that wasn't much of an option 20 years ago, so once again, you probably have gold you aren't wearing now.

And who cares if they are trustworthy? They give you CASH. You don't have to trust them. Is it the best price? Probably not, but seriously, are you going to take it to a jeweler any time soon? I didn't think so.

And did you thank Grandma? Did you tell her how much you appreciated her thoughtfulness? Is keeping it hidden in your jewelry box, never to be worn, honoring the gift? Sell it and give the money to Grandma's favorite charity.

Plus, for me, this kind of a party fulfills so many needs. It allows me to declutter. It brings in cash. It doesn't fill my home with more stuff I don't need. Less junk/more money. A thing of beautiful symmetry!

I love this kind of thing. Thanks to all who participated. I hope you had a great time!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Birthday Happenings

Well, as promised, here is the log of my birthday events:

I started off the day at Disneyland. Our passes are blacked out, so only I could go. So sad, I know. I contacted my sister and my friend Jenny since their passes are good and we had a grown-ups-only good time.

I had heard it was not crowded in the summer since everyone is buying the cheap passes now, but I had NO idea it would be like this!

Here is Main Street at 10:00:



Here is the Ice Cream Parlor:


Here is the area in front of Pirates of the Carribean around 11:00. This is normally a very crowded spot!


Finally, this is us on Splash Mountain. Only a 35 minute wait despite the high temperature. The wait on this thing in that weather can be up to 2 hours.


All together we rode Space Mountain (twice), Buzz Lightyear, Thunder Mountain, Indiana Jones, Splash Mountain, and had lunch in 4 hours. It was a perfect Disney Birthday.

I got to see Emma when I went to pick up Regan from Jenny's house. She ran out and wished me, "Happy Birthday". It made me want to melt.

For dinner, we went to one of my new favorite restaurants, Stone Fire Grill, with the Bambricks. Took the whole family this time. We had 1 lb of tri-tip, a pizza, a salad, and breadsticks for $20! Not bad.

Add in all the Facebook and email well wishes, and it was a wonderful birthday.

Next year in Paris.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Happy Birthday to me!

Today was a GREAT day of celebrating my birthday... more on that tomorrow. (And thank you Facebook friends for chiming in!)

In the meantime, I can't get this song out of my head. Of course, I had no idea what she was saying! That's why the lyrics follow.



Lyrics:
happy birthday, happy birthday
happy birthday, happy birthday
happy birthday, happy birthday
happy, happy birthday in a hot bath
to those nice nice nights
i remember always, always
i got such a fright
seeing them in my dark cupboard
with my great big cake
if they were me
if they were me
and i was you
and i was you
if they were me
if they were me
and i was you
and i was you
if they were me and i was you
would you have liked a present too?
happy birthday, happy birthday

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Chandler's Music Video Debut

Chandler and Regan made this video for a Disney contest. It's only 40 seconds. You have to see it.

video

Be a friend and go here to vote for her and give her some love!

Friday, June 05, 2009

Scrapbook Pages test

I'm trying to figure out how to make it so you can click on the images to enlarge them. I think this works...






Update: O.K. I think it worked!

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Logic! What do they teach in school these days?

One of my biggest goals in homeschooling is that my children learn to think. As such, I have spent two years teaching Logic, and Chandler is signed up for a Logic class as she begins her high school journey. I have found that the Letters to the Editor provide a perfect place to look for both logical and illogical thinking. One particular letter attacking Miss California provided the most egregious examples of logical fallacies I have yet seen.

I had to respond!

Yesterday it was published in our local newspaper, The Press Telegram. Here it is in its entirety.


Regardless of what you believe about same-sex marriage, the attacks on Miss California are so full of logical fallacies as to be embarrassing, and are actually working counter to the cause.

The letter from Jason Thompson (" `The Donald' has it all wrong," May 24) is a perfect example. He first states that she never answered the question, but only gave her opinion. The question was, "Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit?" Her answer implied a clear "no" and yes, it was her opinion. That's what was asked for when the judge prefaced his question with "Do you think ..."

Thompson wonders what this teaches our children, and then follows with several non sequiturs about it being a divisive topic and wondering whether she gave her life to God before or after breast implants. Are Christians not supposed to have plastic surgery? Where is that in the Bible? And what does that have to do with what we are teaching our children? Jason Thompson is teaching the children that you can use ad hominem attacks on a person you disagree with.

Then he brings up the racy photos of her that in his legal opinion constitute fraud, even though the person she supposedly defrauded, Donald Trump, doesn't see it that way. Now we are onto the red herring fallacy. What do these photos, her Christian faith or her alleged fraud have to do with her opinion on same-sex marriage, which began this whole controversy? Nothing.

One point I have never seen mentioned is that as the representative of California, where same-sex marriage was rejected, she only said what the majority said at the ballot box. She is also parroting the opinion of President Obama, whom the majority of Americans put in office. So her views are exactly in line with voters.

Michelle Lasch
Long Beach

Thursday, May 28, 2009

This made me laugh out loud

This column from Andy Borowitz is very funny. I had to share it:

U.S. to Respond to North Korea with ‘Strongest Possible Adjectives'
Obama: We are Prepared to Consult Thesaurus

One day after North Korea launched a successful test of a nuclear weapon, President Obama said that the United States was prepared to respond to the threat with "the strongest possible adjectives."

In remarks to reporters at the White House, Mr. Obama said that North Korea should fear the "full force and might of the United States' arsenal of adjectives" and called the missile test "reckless, reprehensible, objectionable, senseless, egregious and condemnable."

Standing at the President's side, Vice President Joseph Biden weighed in with some tough adjectives of his own, branding North Korean President Kim Jong-Il "totally wack and illin'."

Later in the day, Defense Secretary Robert Gates called the North Korean nuclear test "supercilious and jejune," leading some in diplomatic circles to worry that the U.S. might be running out of appropriate adjectives with which to craft its response.

But President Obama attempted to calm those fears, saying that the United States was prepared to "scour the thesaurus" to come up with additional adjectives and was "prepared to use adverbs" if necessary.

"Let's be clear: we are not taking adverbs off the table," Mr. Obama said. "If the need arises, we will use them forcefully, aggressively, swiftly, overwhelmingly and commandingly."

H/T dad

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Prager University

I love Dennis Prager. I listen to him every day. Now he has started what he calls "Prager University". These are short video clips he has created to teach and inform his fellow Americans. Here is the first installment:


Monday, May 18, 2009

I'm a Crunchy Con


Somehow I found out about this book and I HAD to get if from the library. It's called Crunchy Cons, meaning crunchy conservatives. Here is the subtitle if you can't read it: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers, and their diverse tribe of countercultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party) It was that "hip homeschooling mamas" that leapt out at me.

This conservative writer had started eating organic vegetables because they taste so much better and he liked the idea of supporting family farms, and he was teased by his fellow conservatives for going "crunchy". As he began to think about that, he started to rethink what being a conservative means.

He makes the case that true conservative seeks to conserve what he calls the "Permanent Things". A real conservative values faith, family, and friendships above politics and economics. Crunchy Cons are those that want their faith in God to inform every aspect of their life, whether that means being good stewards of the planet or favoring economic policies that help, rather than hurt, families. Crunchy cons know that it is only through faith in a being higher than ourselves that we can avoid the hopelessly empty trap of self-worship.

Again and I again I found myself in the pages. One thing of value to a crunchy con is the wisdom and beauty of the past in terms of architecture. How many times have I railed against cookie cutter track homes that are nothing more than places to sleep. These are not homes in the true sense. They don't invite you in. They don't shower you with warmth. And if you decide to customize your house in such a way as to appeal to your sense of hominess, watch out for the Homeowners Association! That's against the CC&R's.

He also nailed my ambivalence for Facebook, et, al... While crunchy cons value technology to the extent it furthers our vision of faith, family, & friends, when technology inhibits those things, it is to be rejected. Many times, Facebook is the opposite of what a crunchy con like me really desires - true relationship. Just this last week, I had other people tell me things they had learned about someone else. "He had surgery." "She saw that movie." "He tried that restaurant." When I asked, "How's he doing?, How'd she like the movie?, What did he think of the restaurant?" The response is, "I don't know. I saw it on Facebook." That's not real relationship!

Like other crunchy cons, I don't worship the Republican Party. But I do believe it is the party that best holds the values I do. One thing that excited me about this book is the possibility that the Republicans, or even a third party, (the Democrats, with their fairly open hostility toward religion would probably never go in this direction) would take these ideas to heart and see a groundswell of support from people like me.

But the book is out of print, which does not bode well for it's transfomative power. So I'm not holding my breath that any politician will start to promote a life that puts faith above all, family first in policies, and seeks genuine, authentic community.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Regan's Poem

Here is poem Regan wrote that I thought was particularly good. so I thought I'd share it here:

The Dark, Black, Woods
Many folks will tell you not to wander in the woods at night
Anything may jump out, giving you a fright.
The only men who’ll go into the woods, well, bravery, they do not lack
But notice how all who go in, ha! They never do come back.

Have they all been eaten?
Or maybe only beaten?
Only those who enter the forest
Can see what lies before us.

You see, on a dark and scary night,
One filling you with fright,
If you enter in the vast, black scene
You will hear an owl scream.

If you make it this far, you are likely to go home
For the scare the forest gives, chills all the way to the bone.
But, if you would wander further, just a little down the bend,
Everything would change as you travel to your end.

The black flower petals, start changing as you stare,
And soon, they become dollar bills, and coins, just right there.
The dirt underneath you becomes fine gold dust, yes it’s true.
The black, bleak sky turns to a beautiful blue.

Soon you see houses made from ice cream,
And fish that are red and green.
You see a whole village where gumdrops line the street
And cars, which look good enough to eat.

You see cows playing tubas, with many people standing around.
The ocean is a pretty purple, and so is the lovely ground.
Who could have guessed you just came from the lonely dark?
When you are standing on a spaceship, with a monkey, in a park?

So those folks who tell you men are eaten in the woods?
Well, they’re wrong, they’re just too scared to come and enjoy these goods.
Only men who’ve been there have the knowledge others lack.
For all of those that enter, why would they ever come back?

Friday, May 15, 2009

Carrots and Sticks


I'm not sure how to present this exactly.

On one hand, it can be a testament to homeschooling. I am fostering my child's natural creativity by unbinding her from the shackles of traditional school. She's free to learn and discover the world around her.

Or I am offering evidence of the way my daughter's mind works (I'll let you figure out which daughter), and you may decide that homeschooling is causing her to be quite odd indeed and that traditional school is called for immediately.

Either way, an experiment was done to see if the "carrot and stick" thing is real. Apparently not. Or we just have a very lazy dog. That's possible I suppose.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Do you tell them?


I know the picture is lousy, but if you can't read it, it says, "Bad Credit. No Credit. Clearence Sale. Welcome!!!"

That "Clearence" just kills me! They paid a lot of money for this sign. Did it ever occur to them to do a spell check on it? Do they know it's misspelled? Do they want to know? Do the people who might buy a car from them see the sign and decide to go elsewhere? Are they trying to appeal to people who can't spell?

These questions go through my head every time I see that sign.

It's a real dilemma for me.