Saturday, May 10, 2008

Heck No!


I am so glad the whole ultra low rise jean and cropped top trend is over. I mean only one out a thousand girls who dressed like that wasn't disgusting. Not that the thin ones looked attractive, but they didn't necessarily gross me out.

Usually it looked like this:

or this


or this...


Apparently, she "dunlapped over the side of her pants".

But just when you thought it was safe for the weather to warm up, now comes this.



Imagine an American middle schooler in these things. I know if your gut spills over the waist line of your jeans it's called muffin top. But what do you call it when your fat spills out under the straps of your bikini jeans?

2 comments:

Angela said...

Scary!

Christy said...

serioulsy girls when will you learn that less is more? I mean really!